invasive
Original: invasive on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark hair: SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
Man with red hair: I'M AN INVASIVORE.
Woman with dark hair: A WHAT?
Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair: I EXCLUSIVELY EAT INVASIVE SPECIES THAT ARE DEGRADING LOCAL ECOLOGY. THE MORE INVASIVE THEY BECOME, THE MORE DELICIOUS THEY ARE TO ME.
Panel 3:
Man with red hair: WOW! WHAT A GREAT WAY TO ALIGN YOUR BEHAVIOR WITH YOUR VALUES!
Panel 4:
Woman with dark hair (holding a drink): I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HOW IT WORKS IN PRACTICE.
Votey:
A close-up of two faces leaning together; one face speaks.
Speaker: But I recycle...
Woman with dark hair: SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
Man with red hair: I'M AN INVASIVORE.
Woman with dark hair: A WHAT?
Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair: I EXCLUSIVELY EAT INVASIVE SPECIES THAT ARE DEGRADING LOCAL ECOLOGY. THE MORE INVASIVE THEY BECOME, THE MORE DELICIOUS THEY ARE TO ME.
Panel 3:
Man with red hair: WOW! WHAT A GREAT WAY TO ALIGN YOUR BEHAVIOR WITH YOUR VALUES!
Panel 4:
Woman with dark hair (holding a drink): I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HOW IT WORKS IN PRACTICE.
Votey:
A close-up of two faces leaning together; one face speaks.
Speaker: But I recycle...
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A dark-haired woman and a red-haired man are on what seems to be a date. Panel 1: She asks, 'So tell me about yourself.' He says, 'I'm an invasivore.' She replies, 'A what?' Panel 2: A close-up of the woman explaining: 'I exclusively eat invasive species that are degrading local ecology. The more invasive they become, the more delicious they are to me.' (The dialogue is attributed to her in this panel.) Panel 3: The red-haired man, smiling: 'Wow! What a great way to align your behavior with your values!' Panel 4: The woman, now holding a drink, says, 'I'd love to hear more about how it works in practice.' Votey: A rough black-and-white sketch of two faces close together; one nervously says, 'But I recycle...' — the punchline being that the other person's eco-friendly habit feels inadequate by comparison.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.