sign
Original: sign on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man walks alone across a wide green hillside under a blue sky.
Man: "Lord, I'm losing my faith. If you're real, please... give me a sign."
Panel 2: Close-up on the man's face, looking up expectantly.
Panel 3: Enormous sky-spanning text appears.
Giant text in the sky: "I DON'T EXIST"
Panel 4: The man (now looking unhappy) stands in the clouds beside a glowing egg-shaped/oval object. A cherubic winged angel hovers nearby in the clouds.
Man: "That was mean, God."
Voice from a large purple speech bubble: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Votey:
Text (handwritten caption): "WAIT TILL I GET HIM WITH THE LIGHTNING."
Below it is a sketch of a glowing egg-shaped/oval object with a small face-like marking.
Man: "Lord, I'm losing my faith. If you're real, please... give me a sign."
Panel 2: Close-up on the man's face, looking up expectantly.
Panel 3: Enormous sky-spanning text appears.
Giant text in the sky: "I DON'T EXIST"
Panel 4: The man (now looking unhappy) stands in the clouds beside a glowing egg-shaped/oval object. A cherubic winged angel hovers nearby in the clouds.
Man: "That was mean, God."
Voice from a large purple speech bubble: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Votey:
Text (handwritten caption): "WAIT TILL I GET HIM WITH THE LIGHTNING."
Below it is a sketch of a glowing egg-shaped/oval object with a small face-like marking.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man walks alone across a wide green hillside under a blue sky and says, "Lord, I'm losing my faith. If you're real, please... give me a sign." Panel 2: a close-up of his face looking up hopefully. Panel 3: gigantic text fills the sky reading "I DON'T EXIST." Panel 4: the man now stands in the clouds beside a glowing egg-shaped object, with a small winged angel nearby, and says glumly, "That was mean, God." A large purple speech bubble booms with laughter: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The joke: God denies existing just to mock him, then laughs. Votey (aftercomic): a sketch of the glowing egg-shaped object with a handwritten caption, "WAIT TILL I GET HIM WITH THE LIGHTNING."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.