the-valley
Original: the-valley on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman in a green dress gestures welcomingly across a sunny valley with a rainbow and unicorns. A man in a green jacket and a woman in a red top stand to the left, looking on.
Blonde woman: "WELCOME TO THE VALLEY OF THE UNICORNS!"
Blonde woman: "YOU CAN ONLY SEE THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE A VIRGIN."
Panel 2:
Close-up on the man and the woman in the red top, who look at each other uneasily.
Man: "CAN THEY SEE ME?"
Woman in red: "NOT EVEN CLOSE."
Panel 3:
Two pink unicorns nuzzle/embrace affectionately in the rainbow valley.
Caption (from one of the unicorns): "NO, THE UNICORNS ARE NOT VIRGINS."
Votey:
Extreme close-up on the face of one of the pink unicorns, eyes half-closed, mouth open with a small expression of pleasure/exertion, its spiraled horn at the top of the frame.
A blonde woman in a green dress gestures welcomingly across a sunny valley with a rainbow and unicorns. A man in a green jacket and a woman in a red top stand to the left, looking on.
Blonde woman: "WELCOME TO THE VALLEY OF THE UNICORNS!"
Blonde woman: "YOU CAN ONLY SEE THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE A VIRGIN."
Panel 2:
Close-up on the man and the woman in the red top, who look at each other uneasily.
Man: "CAN THEY SEE ME?"
Woman in red: "NOT EVEN CLOSE."
Panel 3:
Two pink unicorns nuzzle/embrace affectionately in the rainbow valley.
Caption (from one of the unicorns): "NO, THE UNICORNS ARE NOT VIRGINS."
Votey:
Extreme close-up on the face of one of the pink unicorns, eyes half-closed, mouth open with a small expression of pleasure/exertion, its spiraled horn at the top of the frame.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman in a green dress sweeps her arm across a sunny rainbow valley full of unicorns and says, "Welcome to the valley of the unicorns! You can only see them because you are a virgin." A man and a woman in a red top stand nearby. Panel 2: close-up of the couple looking awkward; the man asks, "Can they see me?" and the woman flatly answers, "Not even close." Panel 3: two pink unicorns nuzzle and embrace romantically, with a caption noting, "No, the unicorns are not virgins" -- the joke being the supposedly-pure unicorns are themselves sexually active. Votey: an extreme close-up of one pink unicorn's face, eyes half-closed and mouth open in a look of pleasure, its spiral horn poking into frame.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.