quantum-5
Original: quantum-5 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with teal hair: Wait, so if you build a quantum computer you can decrypt ALL emails and bank transactions?
Panel 2:
Woman with brown hair and glasses: Technically you could do that, but that isn't why quantum computer scientists care.
Panel 3:
Woman (sighing, pinching the bridge of her nose): *Siiiiiigh*
Panel 4:
Man with teal hair: Ah, I see. You want to know about the fundamental nature of-
Woman: We want to decrypt all the SEXTS.
Votey:
Woman (gazing upward, awestruck): We will become as horny gods!
Man with teal hair: Wait, so if you build a quantum computer you can decrypt ALL emails and bank transactions?
Panel 2:
Woman with brown hair and glasses: Technically you could do that, but that isn't why quantum computer scientists care.
Panel 3:
Woman (sighing, pinching the bridge of her nose): *Siiiiiigh*
Panel 4:
Man with teal hair: Ah, I see. You want to know about the fundamental nature of-
Woman: We want to decrypt all the SEXTS.
Votey:
Woman (gazing upward, awestruck): We will become as horny gods!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A man with teal hair asks a woman with brown hair and glasses whether building a quantum computer lets you decrypt all emails and bank transactions. She replies that technically you could, but that isn't why quantum computer scientists care. She then heaves a big sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose. The man guesses she wants to understand the fundamental nature of reality, but she cuts him off: "We want to decrypt all the SEXTS." Votey: a close-up of the woman staring upward in awe, declaring, "We will become as horny gods!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.