private-information
Original: private-information on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair (looking at his phone): MY PRIVATE INFORMATION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
Robot (a boxy yellow robot with a single red eye, beside him): AH, SO YOU'RE BEING NICE BY SHARING IT WITH EVERY SINGLE CORPORATION.
Caption (below panel): Building a robot to point out hypocrisy was a mistake.
Votey:
The robot (single red/dark eye, boxy head): WOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA. HOW ABOUT YOU SAY YOU'RE QUITTING THEN WATCH OBSESSIVELY FOR LIKES.
Man with flame-like orange hair (looking at his phone): MY PRIVATE INFORMATION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
Robot (a boxy yellow robot with a single red eye, beside him): AH, SO YOU'RE BEING NICE BY SHARING IT WITH EVERY SINGLE CORPORATION.
Caption (below panel): Building a robot to point out hypocrisy was a mistake.
Votey:
The robot (single red/dark eye, boxy head): WOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA. HOW ABOUT YOU SAY YOU'RE QUITTING THEN WATCH OBSESSIVELY FOR LIKES.
Alt text
A man with flame-like orange hair stares at his phone and says, "My private information is very important to me." A boxy yellow robot with a single red eye beside him replies, "Ah, so you're being nice by sharing it with EVERY SINGLE CORPORATION." A caption below reads: "Building a robot to point out hypocrisy was a mistake." In the votey aftercomic, the robot (shown as a simple line drawing with one round eye) delivers another jab: "Wow, you're the first person to use social media to complain about social media. How about you say you're quitting then watch obsessively for likes."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.