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brimstone

Original: brimstone on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A single panel set against a dark purple night sky. A large glowing yellow oval (a celestial body, like a moon or planet) hovers overhead, speaking via a large speech balloon at the top:

Voice (from the glowing oval): "I LOVE YOUR WORK WITH BUTTS, SO HERE'S SOME VALUABLE AGRICULTURE INPUUUUUUTS!"

Beneath the oval, a row of flaming projectiles (depicted as orange/yellow fiery objects with trailing flames) rain down onto a fiery red-and-black landscape below.

Caption (below the panel): "What if we've completely misunderstood God's rain of sulfur on Sodom?"

Votey:

A single black-and-white panel. The same oval shape is now drawn as a plain potato-like shape. A voice from off-panel (top-left speech balloon) shouts down at it:

Voice: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! GET BACK AT IT!"

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel on a dark purple night sky. A large glowing yellow oval, like a celestial body, floats overhead and says in a big speech balloon, 'I love your work with butts, so here's some valuable agriculture inpuuuuuuts!' Below it, a row of flaming projectiles rains down onto a fiery red-and-black landscape. The caption reads: 'What if we've completely misunderstood God's rain of sulfur on Sodom?' The joke reframes the biblical destruction of Sodom as a celestial being cheerfully delivering fertilizer to people known for their, um, butts. Votey: A black-and-white panel showing the same oval now drawn as a plain potato-like shape, while a voice from off-panel shouts down at it, 'Why are you running?! Get back at it!'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.