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Original: weird on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title/caption (top): THE WEIRDEST THING ABOUT BEING HUMAN:

Panel 1:
A man walks down a city sidewalk at night, hands in his pockets. He has a thought bubble.
Man (thought bubble): "I can't tell if the whole world is careening toward imminent apocalypse or if I'm just hungry and sleepy."

Votey:
A hand-drawn doodle of the same man's face, drooping and weary-looking, with a thought bubble above him.
Man (thought bubble): "Probably apocalypse."

Alt text

A one-panel comic captioned at the top: "THE WEIRDEST THING ABOUT BEING HUMAN:". Below, a man strolls down a dim city sidewalk at night with his hands in his pockets, a large thought bubble over his head reading: "I can't tell if the whole world is careening toward imminent apocalypse or if I'm just hungry and sleepy." Votey (aftercomic): a loose hand-drawn sketch of the same man's tired, drooping face with a thought bubble that concludes: "Probably apocalypse."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.