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snow-white-2

Original: snow-white-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Queen: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Magic mirror (a yellow face): Snow White. 16.

Panel 2:
Queen: Snow White?!
Magic mirror: She's 14, you freak.

Panel 3:
Police officers arrive to arrest the magic mirror.

Panel 4:
Magic mirror (being hauled away by police): I never touched her!

Votey:
The magic mirror's face, looking weary/annoyed.
Magic mirror: Everything will be made clear on my blog.

Alt text

A four-panel Snow White parody. Panel 1: a crowned queen asks her magic mirror (drawn as a glowing yellow face on the wall), "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" The mirror replies, "Snow White. 16." Panel 2: the alarmed queen exclaims "Snow White?!" and the mirror corrects itself, "She's 14, you freak." Panel 3: police officers show up to arrest the mirror. Panel 4: the mirror is being carried away by the cops and protests, "I never touched her!" — implying the mirror's comment about Snow White's looks reads as creepy and gets it busted. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the mirror's weary face saying, "Everything will be made clear on my blog."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.