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interesting

Original: interesting on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: What an interesting nose.
Woman: Huh?

Panel 2:
Man with orange hair: Classically aquiline, yet without the coldness of sculpture.
Woman: What are you doing?

Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: I'm anti-negging. I'm dropping offhand comments about your appearance to build up your self esteem until you realize you're out of my league.

Panel 4:
Woman: You... wow. That is so kind.
Man with orange hair: Stop! I wanna be single so I can game all weekend again!

Votey:
Voice (in speech bubble, from off-panel): You're so wonderful and smart and pretty! Please internalize all of this!
(A close-up of a face crying, tears streaming down, mouth turned down in distress.)

Alt text

Four-panel comic. A man with orange hair speaks to a dark-haired woman against a green background. Panel 1: He says, "What an interesting nose." She replies, "Huh?" Panel 2: He says, "Classically aquiline, yet without the coldness of sculpture." She asks, "What are you doing?" Panel 3: He explains, "I'm anti-negging. I'm dropping offhand comments about your appearance to build up your self esteem until you realize you're out of my league." Panel 4: Touched, she says, "You... wow. That is so kind." He blurts out, "Stop! I wanna be single so I can game all weekend again!" Votey: An extreme close-up of a face crying, tears running down, while an off-panel speech bubble gushes, "You're so wonderful and smart and pretty! Please internalize all of this!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.