problem-2
Original: problem-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: Sally, before we go to bed, I need you to know that... I'm a post-mature ejaculator.
Panel 2:
Woman (Sally): Wait?
Man: I will orgasm very quickly, but not for a decent sex due to the last time I had sex.
Panel 3:
Woman (Sally): Look, it's not a problem. You don't have to make up weird excuses.
Man: I have lasted YEARS at this point. YEARS!
Votey:
Man: If you average in my pre-pubescent years, I can go very long indeed.
Man: Sally, before we go to bed, I need you to know that... I'm a post-mature ejaculator.
Panel 2:
Woman (Sally): Wait?
Man: I will orgasm very quickly, but not for a decent sex due to the last time I had sex.
Panel 3:
Woman (Sally): Look, it's not a problem. You don't have to make up weird excuses.
Man: I have lasted YEARS at this point. YEARS!
Votey:
Man: If you average in my pre-pubescent years, I can go very long indeed.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel, a man with dark hair speaks earnestly to a woman in bed, saying he needs her to know before they go to sleep that he is a "post-mature ejaculator." In the second panel, the woman, called Sally, looks confused and says "Wait?" while the man explains he will orgasm very quickly because of how long it has been since he last had sex. In the third panel, Sally reassures him that it's not a problem and he doesn't need to make up weird excuses, but the man, now distressed with his mouth wide open, insists he has "lasted YEARS at this point. YEARS!" The votey aftercomic shows the same man, head bowed, adding that if you average in his pre-pubescent years, he can go very long indeed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.