kent
Original: kent on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: Superman, how come I never see you and Clark Kent in the same room at the same time?
Panel 2:
Superman: It's probably just a funny coincidence!
Panel 3:
Child: It's just that Clark Kent is my dad. He doesn't know, but I like seeing him.
Panel 4:
Superman (flying up and away): UP, UP, AND AWAAYYYYY!
Votey:
Superman (flying off, speech bubble): WELP, IT'S EVIL FOR ME!
Child: Superman, how come I never see you and Clark Kent in the same room at the same time?
Panel 2:
Superman: It's probably just a funny coincidence!
Panel 3:
Child: It's just that Clark Kent is my dad. He doesn't know, but I like seeing him.
Panel 4:
Superman (flying up and away): UP, UP, AND AWAAYYYYY!
Votey:
Superman (flying off, speech bubble): WELP, IT'S EVIL FOR ME!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A small child stands in a doorway talking to Superman in his costume. The child asks why he never sees Superman and Clark Kent in the same room at the same time. Superman replies that it's probably just a funny coincidence. The child explains that Clark Kent is his dad, who doesn't know it, but the child likes seeing him. In the final panel Superman flies off into the air shouting "UP, UP, AND AWAAYYYYY!" rather than answer, abandoning the child. Votey (bonus panel): Superman flies away from the scene with a speech bubble reading "WELP, IT'S EVIL FOR ME!", admitting his cowardly escape is the villainous choice.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.