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Original: apple on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man in a straw hat (farmer-like, evoking an apple grower) speaks, holding what appears to be a piece of fruit.
Man: "It had a crunchy texture, good size, sweet taste. But makes you intensely aware of the repulsiveness of your naked body."

Caption (below panel): Crossing Honeycrisp with the Tree of Knowledge was a mistake.

Votey:
Close-up of a person with curly/messy hair looking down, dismayed.
Person: "Christ, I should put on some pants."

Alt text

A man in a straw hat, like an apple farmer, holds a piece of fruit and reviews it: "It had a crunchy texture, good size, sweet taste. But makes you intensely aware of the repulsiveness of your naked body." A caption beneath reads: "Crossing Honeycrisp with the Tree of Knowledge was a mistake." The joke fuses an apple-variety taste review with the Biblical Tree of Knowledge, whose fruit made Adam and Eve aware of their nakedness. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows a glum, messy-haired person looking down and saying, "Christ, I should put on some pants," having just bitten the knowledge apple.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.