a-minute
Original: a-minute on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair and a red beard, wearing a green shirt and holding a clipboard, approaches people on a city street.
Man: Do you have a moment for the environment?
Panel 2:
Close-up on the man, looking dejected as people ignore him.
Man: Anyone? Anyone? Please... at least make eye contact.
Panel 3:
The scene shifts to two green aliens with large black eyes, standing in what appears to be an observation/control room, watching the man on a screen.
Alien (voice from off to the right): Case study subject 271812 appears to have evolved an auditory form of camouflage.
Votey:
A single grinning alien face, with the caption above it.
Alien: We can eat him and nobody will notice!
A man with red hair and a red beard, wearing a green shirt and holding a clipboard, approaches people on a city street.
Man: Do you have a moment for the environment?
Panel 2:
Close-up on the man, looking dejected as people ignore him.
Man: Anyone? Anyone? Please... at least make eye contact.
Panel 3:
The scene shifts to two green aliens with large black eyes, standing in what appears to be an observation/control room, watching the man on a screen.
Alien (voice from off to the right): Case study subject 271812 appears to have evolved an auditory form of camouflage.
Votey:
A single grinning alien face, with the caption above it.
Alien: We can eat him and nobody will notice!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red-haired, bearded man in a green shirt holding a clipboard approaches pedestrians on a sidewalk, asking, "Do you have a moment for the environment?" Panel 2: A close-up shows the man looking dejected and pleading, "Anyone? Anyone? Please... at least make eye contact." Panel 3: The view cuts to two green aliens with large black eyes standing in a high-tech observation room, watching the man on a screen. A speech bubble reads, "Case study subject 271812 appears to have evolved an auditory form of camouflage" — the joke being that the canvasser's pitch makes everyone ignore and look away from him, like camouflage. Votey (bonus panel): A close-up of a single grinning alien face beneath the caption, "We can eat him and nobody will notice!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.