obscene
Original: obscene on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (blonde): Baby, I made a dirty movie for you. Things you probably never IMAGINED I'd be open to.
Man (blue hair): Ooooh...
Panel 2:
Man (now looking at a computer screen, shocked): MOTHER OF GOD.
Panel 3:
Woman (arms crossed, annoyed): Do you ALWAYS keep this many browser tabs open?
Man (sitting at the computer, sheepish): [no dialogue]
Panel 4:
Caption: THAT NIGHT...
Man (lying in bed): I've lost all respect for her.
Votey:
Thought/caption text: I feel so degraded.
(Close-up drawing of the man's face looking pained/ashamed.)
Woman (blonde): Baby, I made a dirty movie for you. Things you probably never IMAGINED I'd be open to.
Man (blue hair): Ooooh...
Panel 2:
Man (now looking at a computer screen, shocked): MOTHER OF GOD.
Panel 3:
Woman (arms crossed, annoyed): Do you ALWAYS keep this many browser tabs open?
Man (sitting at the computer, sheepish): [no dialogue]
Panel 4:
Caption: THAT NIGHT...
Man (lying in bed): I've lost all respect for her.
Votey:
Thought/caption text: I feel so degraded.
(Close-up drawing of the man's face looking pained/ashamed.)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A blonde woman tells a blue-haired man, "Baby, I made a dirty movie for you. Things you probably never IMAGINED I'd be open to." He responds, "Ooooh..." Panel 2: The man, now looking at a computer screen, recoils in shock, shouting "MOTHER OF GOD." Panel 3: The woman stands with arms crossed, irritated, and asks, "Do you ALWAYS keep this many browser tabs open?" The man sits sheepishly at the computer. The joke flips: he is horrified not by her video but by her enormous number of open browser tabs. Panel 4: Captioned "THAT NIGHT...", the man lies in bed and says, "I've lost all respect for her." Votey aftercomic: a hand-drawn close-up of the man's pained, ashamed face with the text "I feel so degraded." — implying the tab-hoarding has scandalized and disgusted him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.