fantasy
Original: fantasy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: My deepest darkest fantasy is for you to force yourself upon me.
Panel 2:
Man: I dunno...
Woman: It's just pretend. Come on, it'll be fun. The safe word is pineapple.
Man: ...Okay. I... I'll try.
Panel 3 (wordless): The woman lies back; the man crouches over her uncertainly.
Panel 4:
Man (lunging): I MUST HAVE YOUAAAAAH!!
(She flings a handful of powder into his face.)
Panel 5:
Man (clutching his eyes, in pain): WHAT IS THIS?!
Woman: Powdered glass.
Panel 6:
Man (eyes shut, in agony): PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!
Woman: Did it get too real?
Man: It got too real.
Votey:
Woman (deadpan, looking aside): I probably shouldn't have called the cops either.
Woman: My deepest darkest fantasy is for you to force yourself upon me.
Panel 2:
Man: I dunno...
Woman: It's just pretend. Come on, it'll be fun. The safe word is pineapple.
Man: ...Okay. I... I'll try.
Panel 3 (wordless): The woman lies back; the man crouches over her uncertainly.
Panel 4:
Man (lunging): I MUST HAVE YOUAAAAAH!!
(She flings a handful of powder into his face.)
Panel 5:
Man (clutching his eyes, in pain): WHAT IS THIS?!
Woman: Powdered glass.
Panel 6:
Man (eyes shut, in agony): PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!
Woman: Did it get too real?
Man: It got too real.
Votey:
Woman (deadpan, looking aside): I probably shouldn't have called the cops either.
Alt text
A six-panel comic between a woman with brown hair and a man (bald-ish). She tells him her deepest darkest fantasy is for him to force himself upon her. He's hesitant, but she reassures him it's just pretend and sets a safe word: pineapple. He reluctantly agrees. As he lunges in a couple's bedroom scene yelling 'I MUST HAVE YOU!', she throws a handful of powder into his face. He recoils in pain asking what it is; she calmly answers 'Powdered glass.' Eyes clenched and suffering, he screams the safe word 'PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!' She asks 'Did it get too real?' and he gasps 'It got too real.' The joke: her fantasy of being 'forced upon' turns out to be a setup to violently attack him, taking the role-play far past consent. Votey (aftercomic): the woman looks away deadpan and adds, 'I probably shouldn't have called the cops either,' implying she also framed him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.