nippy

A man in a yellow t-shirt looks down at his own chest in alarm. Two pink, spiraled unicorn horns are now protruding from where his nipples would be, poking out through his shirt. He exclaims, "WHAT THE?! OKAY, WHO PROGRAMMED MY NIPPLES TO BE UNICORN HORNS?!" A caption below reads: "Should never have released the API for my body." The joke: he open-sourced an interface to his own body, and someone used it to turn his nipples into unicorn horns. In the votey aftercomic, a rough sketch shows a close-up of the man's pained, resigned face as he admits, "No one can know I did this to myself" — revealing he was the one who did it.