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binary

Original: binary on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman scientist with purple flame-like hair and large round glasses, wearing a white lab coat, speaks to a bald man scientist in a white lab coat, shirt, and tie. A large telescope/satellite dish points down from the upper right.
Woman scientist: "Well, we've analyzed the changing light pattern, and... it's binary for 'EAT SHIT, EARTH.'"

Caption (below panel): It was a negative moment in the search for exoplanets.

Votey:
The bald man scientist, looking dismayed, speaks.
Bald man: "Let us deploy the middle finger satellite."

Alt text

A two-scientist comic. In the main panel, a woman with purple flame-like hair and big round glasses in a lab coat talks to a bald man in a lab coat and tie; a large telescope dish points down from above. She says: "Well, we've analyzed the changing light pattern, and... it's binary for 'EAT SHIT, EARTH.'" The caption below reads: "It was a negative moment in the search for exoplanets." In the votey aftercomic, the bald scientist looks dismayed and responds: "Let us deploy the middle finger satellite."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.