frog-princess
Original: frog-princess on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A frog wearing a tiny crown sits on a tree stump, speaking to a man with blond hair.
Frog: Kiss me and I shall become a princess!
Panel 2: The man cups the crowned frog in his hands and brings it close.
Panel 3: The man kisses the frog (their faces meet in close-up).
Panel 4: A bright flash of light in a burst shape erupts as the transformation happens; the man recoils, looking at it.
Panel 5: A blonde princess now stands where the frog was. The man looks at her.
Princess: Wait, did you linger in that kiss after the transformation?
Man: Yeah. Why?
Panel 6 (large bottom-left): Close-up of the princess, face contorted in fury and horror.
Princess: You have touched the royal person!
Panel 7 (bottom-right): A dark silhouette scene captioned "AND SO..." showing a body hanging from a gallows.
Caption: And so...
Votey:
A simply-drawn woman (the princess) stands with a speech bubble.
Princess: Such a waste
Frog: Kiss me and I shall become a princess!
Panel 2: The man cups the crowned frog in his hands and brings it close.
Panel 3: The man kisses the frog (their faces meet in close-up).
Panel 4: A bright flash of light in a burst shape erupts as the transformation happens; the man recoils, looking at it.
Panel 5: A blonde princess now stands where the frog was. The man looks at her.
Princess: Wait, did you linger in that kiss after the transformation?
Man: Yeah. Why?
Panel 6 (large bottom-left): Close-up of the princess, face contorted in fury and horror.
Princess: You have touched the royal person!
Panel 7 (bottom-right): A dark silhouette scene captioned "AND SO..." showing a body hanging from a gallows.
Caption: And so...
Votey:
A simply-drawn woman (the princess) stands with a speech bubble.
Princess: Such a waste
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic. A frog wearing a tiny crown sits on a stump and tells a blond man, "Kiss me and I shall become a princess!" He cradles the frog and kisses it. A bright burst of light flashes, and the frog transforms into a blonde princess. She asks, "Wait, did you linger in that kiss after the transformation?" He answers, "Yeah. Why?" In a furious close-up she screams, "You have touched the royal person!" The final panel, labeled "AND SO...," is a dark silhouette of a body hanging from a gallows, implying he was executed for the offense. Votey: a roughly sketched drawing of the princess saying, "Such a waste."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.