browser-history
Original: browser-history on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (orange/red hair): NO! DON'T LOOK AT MY BROWSER HISTORY!
Panel 2:
Woman (looking at a computer screen, horrified): OH SWEET JESUS!!
Panel 3:
Woman: WHERE'S THE PORNO? THIS IS JUST PLACES TO GET DISCOUNT AIRFARE AND IDEAS FOR KITCHEN REDESIG[N].
Panel 4:
Man (looking sheepish/ashamed): SOMETIMES AT NIGHT AFTER YOU FALL ASLEEP I DO OLD PEOPLE STUFF.
Woman: EWWW!
Votey:
Man (off-panel, thought/speech in a balloon over a relieved face): Phew! Got her to stop scrolling.
Man (orange/red hair): NO! DON'T LOOK AT MY BROWSER HISTORY!
Panel 2:
Woman (looking at a computer screen, horrified): OH SWEET JESUS!!
Panel 3:
Woman: WHERE'S THE PORNO? THIS IS JUST PLACES TO GET DISCOUNT AIRFARE AND IDEAS FOR KITCHEN REDESIG[N].
Panel 4:
Man (looking sheepish/ashamed): SOMETIMES AT NIGHT AFTER YOU FALL ASLEEP I DO OLD PEOPLE STUFF.
Woman: EWWW!
Votey:
Man (off-panel, thought/speech in a balloon over a relieved face): Phew! Got her to stop scrolling.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with orange hair throws his arms up and shouts, "NO! DON'T LOOK AT MY BROWSER HISTORY!" while a woman sits beside him. Panel 2: Close-up on the woman staring at a computer screen, looking shocked, saying "OH SWEET JESUS!!" Panel 3: The woman, scrolling on a laptop, says "WHERE'S THE PORNO? THIS IS JUST PLACES TO GET DISCOUNT AIRFARE AND IDEAS FOR KITCHEN REDESIGN." Panel 4: The man stands looking sheepish and admits, "SOMETIMES AT NIGHT AFTER YOU FALL ASLEEP I DO OLD PEOPLE STUFF," and the woman recoils, shouting "EWWW!" The joke: his shameful secret isn't porn but mundane grown-up tasks like booking cheap flights and planning kitchen renovations. Votey panel: a relieved face with a speech balloon reading "Phew! Got her to stop scrolling." — implying the man deliberately confessed the embarrassing browsing to stop her from finding something worse.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.