stats
Original: stats on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A STATISTICIAN
The panel is entirely black; only two speech balloons are visible (the characters are unseen in the dark).
First speaker: What are you doing to my belly button?
Second speaker: Uh, going by median height, this is exactly where I'm supposed to put my penis.
Votey:
A single speech balloon on a black background.
Speaker: What're you, innumerate?
The panel is entirely black; only two speech balloons are visible (the characters are unseen in the dark).
First speaker: What are you doing to my belly button?
Second speaker: Uh, going by median height, this is exactly where I'm supposed to put my penis.
Votey:
A single speech balloon on a black background.
Speaker: What're you, innumerate?
Alt text
An SMBC comic with the title banner "NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A STATISTICIAN." The single panel is completely black, so the two characters are invisible; only their white speech balloons show. The first person asks, "What are you doing to my belly button?" The second replies, "Uh, going by median height, this is exactly where I'm supposed to put my penis." The joke: a statistician aims based on the population median rather than the actual partner. Votey (aftercomic): another all-black panel with one speech balloon reading, "What're you, innumerate?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.