kidproof
Original: kidproof on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Girl (red-haired): I have kidnapped my office!
Man (flame-like hair, in red shirt): You... what?
Panel 2:
Girl: Well, I jailproofed the kitchen!
Man: Suppose I'm the strangest, most dextrous member of the household...
Panel 3:
Girl: Behold!
Man: Cost to enter: $20/hour, or harbor thereof.
Panel 4:
Girl: Toll free even if I say I go in for a vault?!
Man: And no discount for vacation? Hahahahahaha!!
Panel 5:
Man (close-up, panicked): "Trapped! Trapped!"
Votey:
A simply-drawn, sagging old face with closed, weary eyes. Handwritten text above: "I suppose this is death."
Girl (red-haired): I have kidnapped my office!
Man (flame-like hair, in red shirt): You... what?
Panel 2:
Girl: Well, I jailproofed the kitchen!
Man: Suppose I'm the strangest, most dextrous member of the household...
Panel 3:
Girl: Behold!
Man: Cost to enter: $20/hour, or harbor thereof.
Panel 4:
Girl: Toll free even if I say I go in for a vault?!
Man: And no discount for vacation? Hahahahahaha!!
Panel 5:
Man (close-up, panicked): "Trapped! Trapped!"
Votey:
A simply-drawn, sagging old face with closed, weary eyes. Handwritten text above: "I suppose this is death."
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. A red-haired girl repeatedly announces increasingly absurd schemes for imprisoning parts of a household economy ('I have kidnapped my office!', 'I jailproofed the kitchen!', 'Behold!'), declaring entry tolls of '$20/hour' and mocking the lack of vacation discounts with maniacal laughter, while a man with flame-like hair in a red shirt reacts with growing alarm. In the final panel his face fills the frame in panic, shouting 'Trapped! Trapped!'. Votey aftercomic: a crudely drawn, sagging old face with closed, weary eyes and the handwritten caption 'I suppose this is death.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.