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punishment

Original: punishment on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Setting: a dark, cavernous hellscape with stalactites and a small fire in the background. A red horned devil stands behind a frightened man, gripping his shoulders. A bald man tied up with red rope sits bound in the foreground.

Caption (bottom of panel): "He's using software you're very familiar with, but he doesn't know a single hotkey."

Votey:
Close-up of the same man's horrified, screaming face.
Man: "Paste," using a toolbar pulldown? You swine!

Alt text

A devil in hell torments a man. In a dark cave lit by a small fire, a grinning red horned devil grips the shoulders of a frightened man, while a bald man bound in red ropes sits in front of them. The caption reads: "He's using software you're very familiar with, but he doesn't know a single hotkey." The votey (aftercomic) is a close-up of the man's face contorted in horror and rage, shouting: "'Paste,' using a toolbar pulldown? You swine!" The joke: for a keyboard-shortcut purist, watching someone do everything with slow menu clicks is its own personal hell.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.