if-you-love-someone-set-them-free
Original: if-you-love-someone-set-them-free on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: They say that if you love someone, you should set them free. And, if they come back to you it was meant to be.
Woman: Really?!
Panel 2:
Woman: So any time I want, I can demand the right to have sex with someone else, and then when I came back it'd prove we were meant to be?!
Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: I think the saying assumes the relationship is in a temporary rough patch.
Woman: I can make that happen!
Votey:
(Close-up of the orange-haired man's distressed face.)
Woman (off-panel, in speech bubble): Bite me, you ginger-ass dipshit
Man with orange hair: They say that if you love someone, you should set them free. And, if they come back to you it was meant to be.
Woman: Really?!
Panel 2:
Woman: So any time I want, I can demand the right to have sex with someone else, and then when I came back it'd prove we were meant to be?!
Panel 3:
Man with orange hair: I think the saying assumes the relationship is in a temporary rough patch.
Woman: I can make that happen!
Votey:
(Close-up of the orange-haired man's distressed face.)
Woman (off-panel, in speech bubble): Bite me, you ginger-ass dipshit
Alt text
A four-part SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with orange hair tells a brown-skinned woman, "They say that if you love someone, you should set them free. And, if they come back to you it was meant to be." She replies, "Really?!" Panel 2: Wide-eyed, the woman says, "So any time I want, I can demand the right to have sex with someone else, and then when I came back it'd prove we were meant to be?!" Panel 3: The man, looking uneasy, says, "I think the saying assumes the relationship is in a temporary rough patch." The woman throws up her hands excitedly and says, "I can make that happen!" Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the orange-haired man's worried, frowning face as a speech bubble from off-panel reads, "Bite me, you ginger-ass dipshit."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.