boy-bands
Original: boy-bands on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Girl: Dad, why don't you care about my favorite band?
Father: Sweetie, no!
Panel 2:
Father: It's not that I don't care, it's that I CAN'T care.
Panel 3:
Father: I've TRIED to have an opinion on what a 60-year-old songwriter thinks a 12-year-old girl would like to hear from a 15-year-old boy on the topic of love.
Panel 4:
Father: They make more money per show than you'll make in a lifetime.
Panel 5:
Girl: And that's why daddy is an anarchist!
Votey:
A stylized emblem reading "Responsible Anarchy" with a hand-drawn circled letter A (the anarchy symbol) in the center.
Girl: Dad, why don't you care about my favorite band?
Father: Sweetie, no!
Panel 2:
Father: It's not that I don't care, it's that I CAN'T care.
Panel 3:
Father: I've TRIED to have an opinion on what a 60-year-old songwriter thinks a 12-year-old girl would like to hear from a 15-year-old boy on the topic of love.
Panel 4:
Father: They make more money per show than you'll make in a lifetime.
Panel 5:
Girl: And that's why daddy is an anarchist!
Votey:
A stylized emblem reading "Responsible Anarchy" with a hand-drawn circled letter A (the anarchy symbol) in the center.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a teenage girl asks her father, "Dad, why don't you care about my favorite band?" He recoils, saying "Sweetie, no!" Panel 2: the father, leaning toward her, says "It's not that I don't care, it's that I CAN'T care." Panel 3: he explains, "I've TRIED to have an opinion on what a 60-year-old songwriter thinks a 12-year-old girl would like to hear from a 15-year-old boy on the topic of love." Panel 4: he adds, "They make more money per show than you'll make in a lifetime." Panel 5: the girl, now smiling, declares to the reader, "And that's why daddy is an anarchist!" Votey: a hand-drawn emblem with the words "Responsible Anarchy" arched above and below a large circled letter A, the classic anarchy symbol.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.