contemplation-girl
Original: contemplation-girl on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with red hair and a red beard (held over his mouth like a face covering) holds a purple wallet/clutch. Beside him an elderly woman with gray hair and a purple dress shouts.
Elderly woman: "HELP ME, CONTEMPLATION GIRL!"
In the sky beyond, a superhero with blue hair and a yellow costume (Contemplation Girl) flies in.
Panel 2: Close on the elderly woman's face being attacked. A spiky burst sound effect reads: "octopus!"
Panel 3: An octopus (green) is on the woman's face. Speed lines show Contemplation Girl swooping in.
Panel 4: Contemplation Girl arrives.
Panel 5: The elderly woman, octopus on her face.
Elderly woman: "WHAT... BUT... WHY WOULD.."
Panel 6: Contemplation Girl (hovering, arms crossed) replies.
Contemplation Girl: "I THINK YOU SHOULD REFLECT ON THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED TO YOU LYING IN A PUDDLE OF RAT-PEE WHILE AN OCTOPUS MAKES SWEET LOVE TO YOUR FACE."
Panel 7: The elderly woman lies on the ground, the octopus wrapped over her head and face.
Panel 8: The woman lies on the ground with the octopus on her.
Elderly woman: "I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO MED SCHOOL."
Contemplation Girl (flying away in the background): "CONTEMPLATION GIRL AWAYYYYYY!!"
Votey:
A single hand-drawn panel showing the octopus (now drawn large, almost squid/cephalopod-like, with closed contented eyes).
Caption text above: "I'M GONNA MOVE TO JAPAN"
Elderly woman: "HELP ME, CONTEMPLATION GIRL!"
In the sky beyond, a superhero with blue hair and a yellow costume (Contemplation Girl) flies in.
Panel 2: Close on the elderly woman's face being attacked. A spiky burst sound effect reads: "octopus!"
Panel 3: An octopus (green) is on the woman's face. Speed lines show Contemplation Girl swooping in.
Panel 4: Contemplation Girl arrives.
Panel 5: The elderly woman, octopus on her face.
Elderly woman: "WHAT... BUT... WHY WOULD.."
Panel 6: Contemplation Girl (hovering, arms crossed) replies.
Contemplation Girl: "I THINK YOU SHOULD REFLECT ON THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED TO YOU LYING IN A PUDDLE OF RAT-PEE WHILE AN OCTOPUS MAKES SWEET LOVE TO YOUR FACE."
Panel 7: The elderly woman lies on the ground, the octopus wrapped over her head and face.
Panel 8: The woman lies on the ground with the octopus on her.
Elderly woman: "I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO MED SCHOOL."
Contemplation Girl (flying away in the background): "CONTEMPLATION GIRL AWAYYYYYY!!"
Votey:
A single hand-drawn panel showing the octopus (now drawn large, almost squid/cephalopod-like, with closed contented eyes).
Caption text above: "I'M GONNA MOVE TO JAPAN"
Alt text
A multi-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: an elderly woman in a purple dress cries "HELP ME, CONTEMPLATION GIRL!" while a red-bearded man holds a purple wallet beside her; a blue-haired superhero in a yellow costume (Contemplation Girl) flies in from the city skyline. Next panels: a green octopus latches onto the woman's face with a spiky "octopus!" sound effect, and Contemplation Girl swoops down. The woman gasps "WHAT... BUT... WHY WOULD.." Instead of saving her, Contemplation Girl hovers with crossed arms and lectures: "I THINK YOU SHOULD REFLECT ON THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED TO YOU LYING IN A PUDDLE OF RAT-PEE WHILE AN OCTOPUS MAKES SWEET LOVE TO YOUR FACE." Lying on the ground with the octopus over her face, the woman concludes "I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO MED SCHOOL," while Contemplation Girl flies off shouting "CONTEMPLATION GIRL AWAYYYYYY!!" Votey (aftercomic): a single black-and-white panel of the octopus with closed, content eyes under the hand-lettered caption "I'M GONNA MOVE TO JAPAN."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.