doctor

A six-panel comic. A man visits a doctor and says, "Doctor, I have friction burns on my penis from too much sex." The doctor replies, "We'll need to do a biopsy to be sure, Mr. Franck." The man says, "Oh, that won't be necessary. I'm not here for medical advice." The confused doctor asks, "Then why are you?" The man repeats the doctor's name as a prompt, "Mr. Franck?" In the final panel the same man delivers the identical complaint to a new listener: "Lawyer, I have friction burns on my penis from too much sex." The joke is that he is going through every profession reciting the same opening line. The votey aftercomic shows a roughly drawn small cartoon rodent (a guinea pig) with a speech bubble reading, "Fireman, I have...", continuing the running gag with the next profession.