pun-tourette39s
Original: pun-tourette39s on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title/caption (top banner): THE HARDEST PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER IS PUN-TOURETTES
Panel 1: A person (seen from behind, with dark hair) is telling a dramatic, sad story to a group of seated listeners.
Storyteller: "AND THEN THE WILD DOGS CAME. THEY WERE STARVING TOO. FIRST, THEY CAME FOR THE CHILDREN, FOR THEY WERE WEAK WITH HUNGER."
One of the listeners (a person in the group, reacting with an awkward, pained expression): "THAT SOUNDS... *RUFF.* I AM SO SORRY!"
Votey: A close-up of the same listener's face, looking sheepish/embarrassed, with a speech bubble.
Speech bubble: "MY ARFPOLOGIES"
Panel 1: A person (seen from behind, with dark hair) is telling a dramatic, sad story to a group of seated listeners.
Storyteller: "AND THEN THE WILD DOGS CAME. THEY WERE STARVING TOO. FIRST, THEY CAME FOR THE CHILDREN, FOR THEY WERE WEAK WITH HUNGER."
One of the listeners (a person in the group, reacting with an awkward, pained expression): "THAT SOUNDS... *RUFF.* I AM SO SORRY!"
Votey: A close-up of the same listener's face, looking sheepish/embarrassed, with a speech bubble.
Speech bubble: "MY ARFPOLOGIES"
Alt text
Caption across the top reads: “The hardest psychological disorder is pun-Tourettes.” In the main panel, a dark-haired person seen from behind tells a grim, tragic story to a small group of seated listeners: “And then the wild dogs came. They were starving too. First, they came for the children, for they were weak with hunger.” One listener, wincing with an awkward, pained expression, blurts out a dog-pun against their will: “That sounds… ruff. I am so sorry!” The joke is that the person involuntarily makes dog puns at the worst possible moment. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of that same embarrassed listener’s face, with a speech bubble saying “My arfpologies” — another forced dog pun.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.