self-perception
Original: self-perception on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU?
Large orange blob figure: I AM THE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF YOUR SELF-PERCEPTION.
Panel 2:
Man: MY SELF-PERCEPTION CAN FLY?
Blob: NO. I'M NOT FLYING. I'M STANDING ATOP A HEAP OF NOTHING, AFRAID TO LOOK DOWN.
Panel 3:
(The orange blob figure shown alone, hovering, with a small dark shape beneath it.)
Panel 4:
Man: WELL AT LEAST YOU'RE BIG.
Blob: I'M EMPTY. IT HELPS ME FLOAT.
Votey:
The orange blob (with a small frowning face): NO MORE FACEBOOK!
Man: WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU?
Large orange blob figure: I AM THE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF YOUR SELF-PERCEPTION.
Panel 2:
Man: MY SELF-PERCEPTION CAN FLY?
Blob: NO. I'M NOT FLYING. I'M STANDING ATOP A HEAP OF NOTHING, AFRAID TO LOOK DOWN.
Panel 3:
(The orange blob figure shown alone, hovering, with a small dark shape beneath it.)
Panel 4:
Man: WELL AT LEAST YOU'RE BIG.
Blob: I'M EMPTY. IT HELPS ME FLOAT.
Votey:
The orange blob (with a small frowning face): NO MORE FACEBOOK!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A man encounters a large, looming orange blob-shaped figure. Man: "Whoa! What are you?" Blob: "I am the physical embodiment of your self-perception." The man: "My self-perception can fly?" The blob, depicted floating: "No. I'm not flying. I'm standing atop a heap of nothing, afraid to look down." A panel shows the orange blob hovering above a small dark void. The man: "Well at least you're big." The blob: "I'm empty. It helps me float." Votey: the orange blob, now with a small frowning face, declares in a speech bubble: "No more Facebook!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.