make-me
Original: make-me on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Woman (seen in profile, gray hair, grinning): AND YOU'RE GONNA FAKE A REGIONAL ACCENT!
Man (gray hair, dark suit, red tie, grinning eagerly): OH GOD YEAH.
Woman: AND AFTER THAT, YOU'RE GONNA EAT DISGUSTING LOCAL FOOD!
Man: YEAH! MAKE ME EAT IT! MAKE ME!
Caption below panel:
Fun Fact:
The only people still willing to run for president are erotic roleplayers.
Votey:
The man (close-up, eyes half-closed, blissful expression): MAKE ME SAY THE SCIENCE ISN'T IN ON EVOLUTION!
Woman (seen in profile, gray hair, grinning): AND YOU'RE GONNA FAKE A REGIONAL ACCENT!
Man (gray hair, dark suit, red tie, grinning eagerly): OH GOD YEAH.
Woman: AND AFTER THAT, YOU'RE GONNA EAT DISGUSTING LOCAL FOOD!
Man: YEAH! MAKE ME EAT IT! MAKE ME!
Caption below panel:
Fun Fact:
The only people still willing to run for president are erotic roleplayers.
Votey:
The man (close-up, eyes half-closed, blissful expression): MAKE ME SAY THE SCIENCE ISN'T IN ON EVOLUTION!
Alt text
A single-panel comic. On the left, a gray-haired woman shown in profile grins widely. On the right, a gray-haired man in a dark suit and red tie smiles eagerly. The woman says, 'And you're gonna fake a regional accent!' The man replies, 'Oh god yeah.' She continues, 'And after that, you're gonna eat disgusting local food!' He answers excitedly, 'Yeah! Make me eat it! Make me!' Their exchange is framed like dirty talk, but the subject is campaign trail behavior. A caption below reads: 'Fun Fact: The only people still willing to run for president are erotic roleplayers.' Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man, eyes half-closed in blissful arousal, gasping, 'Make me say the science isn't in on evolution!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.