selector-of-the-dead
Original: selector-of-the-dead on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
Valkyrie (a blonde woman in armor riding a horse, pointing): ANNND... THE NEXT WARRIOR I SELECT TO DIE IN BATTLE IS... THAT GUY WHO JUST GOT STABBED IN THE NECK!
Caption below panel: Valkyries are bullshit.
Votey:
The valkyrie (speaking, off-panel): Shit. Nevermind. I pick... that headless dude!
(Below the speech bubble, a man's head is shown lying on the ground, eyes blank, severed from its body.)
Valkyrie (a blonde woman in armor riding a horse, pointing): ANNND... THE NEXT WARRIOR I SELECT TO DIE IN BATTLE IS... THAT GUY WHO JUST GOT STABBED IN THE NECK!
Caption below panel: Valkyries are bullshit.
Votey:
The valkyrie (speaking, off-panel): Shit. Nevermind. I pick... that headless dude!
(Below the speech bubble, a man's head is shown lying on the ground, eyes blank, severed from its body.)
Alt text
A cartoon valkyrie -- a blonde woman in armor on horseback -- points and shouts, "Annnd... the next warrior I select to die in battle is... that guy who just got stabbed in the neck!" A caption beneath reads "Valkyries are bullshit," mocking how a valkyrie supposedly chooses who dies but only picks people who are already as good as dead. Votey: the valkyrie says "Shit. Nevermind. I pick... that headless dude!" while a severed human head lies on the ground below, showing she keeps choosing warriors who are already dying or dead.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.