they39ll-be-parting
Original: they39ll-be-parting on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A wide shot of robed figures standing on rocky ground, surrounded by armed soldiers holding spears and shields who are closing in.
Panel 2: A woman, alarmed, turns to an older bearded man (Moses).
Woman: "MOSES! WHAT DO WE DO?! YOU CAN'T FIGHT OFF ALL THESE ARMIES!"
Panel 3: The bearded man (Moses) replies calmly.
Moses: "OH, THEY'LL BE PARTING SOON."
Panel 4: Against a red background, the bearded man spreads his arms wide, his robe and hair billowing dramatically.
Panel 5: The armed soldiers lie strewn across the ground, their shields and bodies scattered (parted/destroyed), as the robed figures walk through.
Final panel (movie-poster style, black background, white text):
COMING SOON
MOSES:
BOOK OF WRECKSODUS
Votey: A figure dressed entirely in black, ninja/balaclava-style with only the eyes and bridge of the nose visible, against a blue background, with a speech bubble.
Figure: "GOD DANG, IT'S HOT."
Panel 2: A woman, alarmed, turns to an older bearded man (Moses).
Woman: "MOSES! WHAT DO WE DO?! YOU CAN'T FIGHT OFF ALL THESE ARMIES!"
Panel 3: The bearded man (Moses) replies calmly.
Moses: "OH, THEY'LL BE PARTING SOON."
Panel 4: Against a red background, the bearded man spreads his arms wide, his robe and hair billowing dramatically.
Panel 5: The armed soldiers lie strewn across the ground, their shields and bodies scattered (parted/destroyed), as the robed figures walk through.
Final panel (movie-poster style, black background, white text):
COMING SOON
MOSES:
BOOK OF WRECKSODUS
Votey: A figure dressed entirely in black, ninja/balaclava-style with only the eyes and bridge of the nose visible, against a blue background, with a speech bubble.
Figure: "GOD DANG, IT'S HOT."
Alt text
A mock movie-poster comic styled as an action-film trailer. In a wide opening panel, robed biblical figures are surrounded and closing in on by spear-and-shield-wielding soldiers. A frightened woman turns to a bearded old man and cries, "MOSES! WHAT DO WE DO?! YOU CAN'T FIGHT OFF ALL THESE ARMIES!" Moses calmly answers, "OH, THEY'LL BE PARTING SOON." Against a dramatic red background he throws his arms wide in a commanding pose; in the next panel the soldiers and their shields lie scattered and broken across the ground as the robed group walks safely through. A title card on black reads: "COMING SOON. MOSES: BOOK OF WRECKSODUS" — punning on "parting" the Red Sea and Exodus/"wrecks." Votey: A person wearing all black in a ninja-style balaclava that exposes only the eyes, against a blue background, says "GOD DANG, IT'S HOT." — a joke about wearing a hot black outfit.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.