milestone
Original: milestone on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): PARENTING TIP: Any shitty thing your kid does can be considered a "developmental milestone."
Panel:
Blonde woman (smiling, gesturing toward a small red-haired boy beside her): "Sir, I understand why you're upset, but WOW! Most kids don't say anything racist before age three!"
Votey:
Text at top: CALL HIM SPECIAL
A crudely drawn, weary-looking adult face stares ahead.
Panel:
Blonde woman (smiling, gesturing toward a small red-haired boy beside her): "Sir, I understand why you're upset, but WOW! Most kids don't say anything racist before age three!"
Votey:
Text at top: CALL HIM SPECIAL
A crudely drawn, weary-looking adult face stares ahead.
Alt text
An orange banner caption reads: "PARENTING TIP: Any shitty thing your kid does can be considered a 'developmental milestone.'" Below, a smiling blonde woman in a red shirt stands beside a small red-haired toddler boy, gesturing warmly. Her speech bubble says: "Sir, I understand why you're upset, but WOW! Most kids don't say anything racist before age three!" She is spinning the child's offensive behavior as an impressively early achievement. Votey (small bonus panel): The words "CALL HIM SPECIAL" above a crudely drawn, tired-looking adult face.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.