2015-01-05
Original: 2015-01-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair, round glasses, and dark lingerie (corset, stockings, garter belt) holds a leash. The leash leads to a collar around the neck of a bare-chested man kneeling beside her.
Woman: I AM FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY! YOU MUST SUBMIT TO ME NOW THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR 30s!
Collared man: TOO FAR! TOO FAR! NOT SEXY!
Caption (below panel): It was a mistake to erotically roleplay our marital disagreements.
Votey:
Header: EARLIER
A man (the one now collared) sits at a desk/computer. The woman stands beside him with a raised, exasperated expression.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING GARTER BELTS INSTEAD OF DRAWING?
A woman with red hair, round glasses, and dark lingerie (corset, stockings, garter belt) holds a leash. The leash leads to a collar around the neck of a bare-chested man kneeling beside her.
Woman: I AM FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY! YOU MUST SUBMIT TO ME NOW THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR 30s!
Collared man: TOO FAR! TOO FAR! NOT SEXY!
Caption (below panel): It was a mistake to erotically roleplay our marital disagreements.
Votey:
Header: EARLIER
A man (the one now collared) sits at a desk/computer. The woman stands beside him with a raised, exasperated expression.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING GARTER BELTS INSTEAD OF DRAWING?
Alt text
A red-haired woman in glasses and dark dominatrix lingerie (corset, stockings, garter belt) holds a leash attached to a collar on a bare-chested kneeling man. She declares, "I AM FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY! YOU MUST SUBMIT TO ME NOW THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR 30s!" The man recoils, shouting, "TOO FAR! TOO FAR! NOT SEXY!" A caption reads: "It was a mistake to erotically roleplay our marital disagreements." The votey panel, labeled EARLIER, shows the same man at a computer while the woman stands beside him asking, "WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING GARTER BELTS INSTEAD OF DRAWING?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.