2014-10-15
Original: 2014-10-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Girl: Father! There is a gateway to mankind in the closet! It's an entire other world!
Man: That's incredible news! I've got to tell the Prime Minister!
Panel 2:
Caption: Soon...
Prime Minister (at a podium): I am pleased to announce to the British public that nuclear waste disposal is no longer a problem.
Votey:
(No text. A man's face, looking worried/uneasy.)
Girl: Father! There is a gateway to mankind in the closet! It's an entire other world!
Man: That's incredible news! I've got to tell the Prime Minister!
Panel 2:
Caption: Soon...
Prime Minister (at a podium): I am pleased to announce to the British public that nuclear waste disposal is no longer a problem.
Votey:
(No text. A man's face, looking worried/uneasy.)
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A young girl excitedly tells a man, 'Father! There is a gateway to mankind in the closet! It's an entire other world!' The man replies, 'That's incredible news! I've got to tell the Prime Minister!' Panel 2, captioned 'Soon...': The Prime Minister stands at a podium and announces, 'I am pleased to announce to the British public that nuclear waste disposal is no longer a problem.' The joke is that rather than exploring a newly discovered parallel world, the government immediately plans to dump nuclear waste into it. Votey: A close-up of a man's face wearing a worried, uneasy expression (no text), reacting to the grim implication.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.