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2014-10-13

Original: 2014-10-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title banner: THE IMPORTANCE OF INTERROGATIVE PRONOUNS

Panel 1 (labeled: JUVENILE INSULT):
A woman with wavy brown hair grins smugly at a man with dark hair (seen from behind).
Woman: I know you are, but... what am I?

Panel 2 (labeled: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS):
The same two characters. The woman's expression has shifted to wide-eyed dread.
Woman: I know you are, but... am I?

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Votey:
A black silhouette of a face, half in shadow, with two white eyes and an uncertain white mouth.
Text: NO.

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A two-panel SMBC comic titled "The Importance of Interrogative Pronouns." In both panels a smug brown-haired woman faces a dark-haired man seen from behind. Panel one, labeled "Juvenile Insult," shows her grinning as she says, "I know you are, but... what am I?" Panel two, labeled "Existential Crisis," shows the same line with one word dropped: "I know you are, but... am I?" Her face is now wide-eyed with dread, the playground taunt collapsing into a question about her own existence. The votey shows a black silhouette of a worried face with white eyes and a hesitant mouth, captioned simply: "NO."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.