2014-10-19
Original: 2014-10-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Stan! The sun is setting over the ocean. Tell me, Stan, the three words every woman longs to hear!
Panel 2:
Man (Stan): Cheese is available.
Panel 3:
Woman: What? No! You're supposed to say "I love you." Oh my god, is that Camembert?!
Panel 4:
Man: This is such a beautiful moment!
(The woman is shown eating/holding a piece of cheese, blissful.)
Votey:
A woman wearing glasses gazes lovingly while clutching a piece of cheese.
Woman: So beautiful...
(In the foreground, a man's head is seen from behind as he watches.)
Woman: Stan! The sun is setting over the ocean. Tell me, Stan, the three words every woman longs to hear!
Panel 2:
Man (Stan): Cheese is available.
Panel 3:
Woman: What? No! You're supposed to say "I love you." Oh my god, is that Camembert?!
Panel 4:
Man: This is such a beautiful moment!
(The woman is shown eating/holding a piece of cheese, blissful.)
Votey:
A woman wearing glasses gazes lovingly while clutching a piece of cheese.
Woman: So beautiful...
(In the foreground, a man's head is seen from behind as he watches.)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic in color. Panel 1: A blonde woman gazes out at an ocean sunset and says, "Stan! The sun is setting over the ocean. Tell me, Stan, the three words every woman longs to hear!" Panel 2: A dark-haired man, Stan, replies flatly, "Cheese is available." Panel 3: The woman, startled, says, "What? No! You're supposed to say 'I love you.' Oh my god, is that Camembert?!" Panel 4: The man says, "This is such a beautiful moment!" while the woman is shown rapturously eating the cheese. The joke: the three words she truly longed for were "cheese is available," not "I love you." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A bespectacled woman tenderly cradles a piece of cheese, eyes closed in bliss, sighing "So beautiful..." while the man watches from the foreground.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.