2014-10-12
Original: 2014-10-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A bald man in a suit sits behind a desk in a dimly lit, dark-blue room. On the desk sits a small dark cauldron/pot. Two people (a man with short dark hair, and a woman with large red hair) sit facing him from the foreground, seen from behind.
Man behind the desk: "REACH INTO THE CAULDRON AND PULL OUT TODAY'S INTEREST RATE!"
Caption (below panel): Apparently there was a limited audience for my "spoooooooky mortgage refinancing."
Votey:
Close-up of the bald man's smiling face.
Man: "IT'S ACTUALLY JUST SPAGHETTI."
A bald man in a suit sits behind a desk in a dimly lit, dark-blue room. On the desk sits a small dark cauldron/pot. Two people (a man with short dark hair, and a woman with large red hair) sit facing him from the foreground, seen from behind.
Man behind the desk: "REACH INTO THE CAULDRON AND PULL OUT TODAY'S INTEREST RATE!"
Caption (below panel): Apparently there was a limited audience for my "spoooooooky mortgage refinancing."
Votey:
Close-up of the bald man's smiling face.
Man: "IT'S ACTUALLY JUST SPAGHETTI."
Alt text
A bald man in a suit sits behind a desk in a dark, gloomy blue room, gesturing toward a small black cauldron on the desk. Two clients (a dark-haired man and a red-haired woman) sit facing him from the foreground. He says, "REACH INTO THE CAULDRON AND PULL OUT TODAY'S INTEREST RATE!" The caption below reads: "Apparently there was a limited audience for my 'spoooooooky mortgage refinancing.'" In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the man's grinning face, he admits, "IT'S ACTUALLY JUST SPAGHETTI." The joke: he gave a mortgage-refinancing pitch a spooky Halloween theme, but the ominous cauldron just holds spaghetti.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.