2014-09-18
Original: 2014-09-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A white-haired old man holds a small child and reaches toward the child's ear.
Old man: What's this behind your ear?
Panel 2: The old man holds up a coin, grinning. The child looks delighted.
Old man: A dollar! Oh wow! Lucky day!
Panel 3: The old man walks away, putting on a coat, heading out a door. A musical note floats in the air.
Child (off-panel): Grampa?
Panel 4: The old man enters a dark, purple-lit room (a strip club). A bare leg/foot of a dancer is visible on a stage, and the old man raises his arm holding the dollar bill triumphantly.
Votey: Close-up on the old man's smug, grinning face.
Old man: I have exactly one dollar, ladies.
Old man: What's this behind your ear?
Panel 2: The old man holds up a coin, grinning. The child looks delighted.
Old man: A dollar! Oh wow! Lucky day!
Panel 3: The old man walks away, putting on a coat, heading out a door. A musical note floats in the air.
Child (off-panel): Grampa?
Panel 4: The old man enters a dark, purple-lit room (a strip club). A bare leg/foot of a dancer is visible on a stage, and the old man raises his arm holding the dollar bill triumphantly.
Votey: Close-up on the old man's smug, grinning face.
Old man: I have exactly one dollar, ladies.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a white-haired old man holds a small child and reaches behind the child's ear, saying "What's this behind your ear?" Panel 2: he triumphantly produces a coin and the delighted child looks on, as he says "A dollar! Oh wow! Lucky day!" Panel 3: the grandpa puts on a coat and strolls out the door humming (a musical note shown), while the child calls after him, "Grampa?" Panel 4: he enters a dark, purple-lit strip club where a dancer's bare leg is visible on stage, and he raises the dollar bill overhead in triumph — revealing the coin trick was a pretext to acquire a single dollar for the club. Votey: a close-up of the grandpa's smug grinning face announcing, "I have exactly one dollar, ladies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.