2014-09-21
Original: 2014-09-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (yellow banner at top): AGING TIP: PICKUP LINES WILL BE USEFUL IN THE NURSING HOME. START PREPARING NOW.
Panel 1:
Elderly man (wearing white sunglasses and suspenders, smiling, to an elderly woman): Baby, you're like lactose. One pill and I could handle you for 4-6 hours.
Votey:
Close-up of the same elderly man in sunglasses, speaking with a sly expression.
Man: If longer, please call a physician.
Panel 1:
Elderly man (wearing white sunglasses and suspenders, smiling, to an elderly woman): Baby, you're like lactose. One pill and I could handle you for 4-6 hours.
Votey:
Close-up of the same elderly man in sunglasses, speaking with a sly expression.
Man: If longer, please call a physician.
Alt text
A yellow banner across the top reads: "AGING TIP: PICKUP LINES WILL BE USEFUL IN THE NURSING HOME. START PREPARING NOW." Below, against a purple background, an elderly man with gray hair, white sunglasses, and suspenders smiles at an elderly woman with gray hair, glasses, and a pink-collared dress. His speech bubble says: "Baby, you're like lactose. One pill and I could handle you for 4-6 hours." The votey is a black-and-white close-up of the same sunglasses-wearing man with a sly smirk, adding the medication-warning punchline: "If longer, please call a physician."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.