2014-09-20
Original: 2014-09-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with reddish-brown hair): "Okay let's come up with a new fetish. Spin the wheels of perversion!"
Panel 2:
A man stands beside two large spinning wheels, each divided into colored segments (pink and green).
Panel 3:
Woman: "Huh?"
Man: "Oh shoot. One of these was a wheel of social reform movements."
Panel 4:
Text: "And so..."
The woman, now dressed in a dominatrix outfit, holds a whip over the man, who is shirtless and bound.
Woman: "Taste the lash of organic hemp fibers!"
Man: "I feel so sustainably degraded!"
Votey:
A smiling person speaks while gesturing toward a paper bag.
Person: "This electricity is solar!"
Woman (with reddish-brown hair): "Okay let's come up with a new fetish. Spin the wheels of perversion!"
Panel 2:
A man stands beside two large spinning wheels, each divided into colored segments (pink and green).
Panel 3:
Woman: "Huh?"
Man: "Oh shoot. One of these was a wheel of social reform movements."
Panel 4:
Text: "And so..."
The woman, now dressed in a dominatrix outfit, holds a whip over the man, who is shirtless and bound.
Woman: "Taste the lash of organic hemp fibers!"
Man: "I feel so sustainably degraded!"
Votey:
A smiling person speaks while gesturing toward a paper bag.
Person: "This electricity is solar!"
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A woman with reddish-brown hair excitedly says, "Okay let's come up with a new fetish. Spin the wheels of perversion!" Panel 2: A man stands next to two large spinning prize wheels divided into pink and green segments. Panel 3: The woman looks confused and says "Huh?" The man realizes, "Oh shoot. One of these was a wheel of social reform movements." Panel 4: Captioned "And so...", the woman is dressed as a dominatrix cracking a whip over the bound, shirtless man, declaring "Taste the lash of organic hemp fibers!" He moans, "I feel so sustainably degraded!" The joke fuses BDSM with eco-conscious activism. Votey: A grinning person gestures toward a paper bag and proclaims, "This electricity is solar!" extending the gag of mundane sustainability framed as kinky enthusiasm.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.