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2014-09-24

Original: 2014-09-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A couple walks through a graveyard at night, silhouettes of trees and tombstones behind them.
Woman (Gally): This sure is spooky, Johnnie!
Man (Johnnie): Hold tight, Gally.

Panel 2: The two face each other in close-up.
Woman (Gally): I heard that sometimes the dead rise!
Man (Johnnie): The only thing rising... is my LOVE for you.

Panel 3: The couple runs in alarm as a green zombie hand bursts up out of the ground behind them.

Panel 4: Close-up of the man screaming.
Man (Johnnie): AAAAAAAH!!

Panel 5: The couple is gone. The lone green zombie hand sticks up out of the grave.
Zombie hand: No high five?

Votey: Close-up of a cartoonish zombie face looking up, mouth twisted, with a speech bubble above.
Zombie: BRO?

Alt text

A five-panel comic. A couple walks through a spooky nighttime graveyard. The woman says 'This sure is spooky, Johnnie!' and the man says 'Hold tight, Gally.' She warns 'I heard that sometimes the dead rise!' and he replies 'The only thing rising... is my LOVE for you.' Just then a green zombie hand bursts out of the ground behind them and the couple flees in terror as the man screams 'AAAAAAAH!!' In the final panel the couple has run off, leaving the lone zombie hand sticking up out of the grave, which says plaintively 'No high five?' Votey: a close-up of the disappointed cartoon zombie face looking up with a speech bubble reading 'BRO?'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.