ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2014-08-20

Original: 2014-08-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (top): A child asks an off-panel adult.
Child: MOMMY, WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL?

The remaining panels each answer the question labeled by a different profession.

Panel 2 (label: NORMAL PERSON):
NORMAL PERSON: THE CHEETAH!

Panel 3 (label: BIOLOGIST):
BIOLOGIST: A DESCENDING PEREGRINE FALCON.

Panel 4 (label: ENGINEER):
ENGINEER: HUMAN BEING IN AN ORBITING SATELLITE.

Panel 5 (label: PHYSICIST):
PHYSICIST: UNEXPECTED REFERENCE FRAME. QUESTION INVALID.

Votey:
Label: CHEMIST
CHEMIST: WHAT'S AN ANIMAL?

Alt text

A webcomic answering a child's question with progressively more pedantic experts. Top panel: a small child looks up at a woman and asks, "Mommy, what is the fastest animal?" The following panels each show the woman's face captioned with a profession giving its answer. NORMAL PERSON: "The cheetah!" BIOLOGIST: "A descending peregrine falcon." ENGINEER: "Human being in an orbiting satellite." PHYSICIST: "Unexpected reference frame. Question invalid." Votey (aftercomic): labeled CHEMIST, the same woman, drawn with wide blank eyes and a baffled expression, asks, "What's an animal?" The joke: each discipline reframes the simple question until the chemist no longer even understands the category.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.