2014-08-23
Original: 2014-08-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Mustached doctor (holding a scalpel): I'm gonna implant some monkey skin into your balls.
Elderly patient: Why?
Doctor: I got a hunch.
Patient: Carry on then.
Caption (below panel): Being a doctor used to be a lot more fun.
Votey:
The mustached doctor (now sketched in a loose hand-drawn style, holding the scalpel up): Think sterile thoughts!
Mustached doctor (holding a scalpel): I'm gonna implant some monkey skin into your balls.
Elderly patient: Why?
Doctor: I got a hunch.
Patient: Carry on then.
Caption (below panel): Being a doctor used to be a lot more fun.
Votey:
The mustached doctor (now sketched in a loose hand-drawn style, holding the scalpel up): Think sterile thoughts!
Alt text
A single-panel comic on a dark background. A bald, mustached doctor in a white coat holds up a scalpel and says, "I'm gonna implant some monkey skin into your balls." An elderly seated patient in a white gown asks, "Why?" The doctor replies, "I got a hunch." The patient says, "Carry on then." A caption below reads: "Being a doctor used to be a lot more fun." Votey: a loose black-and-white sketch of the same mustached doctor holding the scalpel up and cheerfully saying, "Think sterile thoughts!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.