2014-08-12
Original: 2014-08-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: Trees always look so contented in the springtime.
Panel 2:
Woman: That tree is currently releasing tree ejaculate in every direction at the same time.
Panel 3:
Woman: It's boning the entire countryside without having to move an inch.
Panel 4:
Man: What's this sudden feeling of smallness and dissatisfaction I'm feeling?
Woman: That's called the human condition.
Votey:
Caption above a tree: OHHHHHHHH YES
Man: Trees always look so contented in the springtime.
Panel 2:
Woman: That tree is currently releasing tree ejaculate in every direction at the same time.
Panel 3:
Woman: It's boning the entire countryside without having to move an inch.
Panel 4:
Man: What's this sudden feeling of smallness and dissatisfaction I'm feeling?
Woman: That's called the human condition.
Votey:
Caption above a tree: OHHHHHHHH YES
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A man and a woman stand among tall trees in a forest. Panel 1: The man says trees always look so contented in the springtime. Panel 2: The woman replies that the tree is currently releasing tree ejaculate (pollen) in every direction at the same time. Panel 3: She adds that it's boning the entire countryside without having to move an inch. Panel 4: The man asks what this sudden feeling of smallness and dissatisfaction he's feeling is; the woman says that's called the human condition. Votey (aftercomic): A simple drawing of a single tree with the caption above it reading OHHHHHHHH YES, as if the tree is enjoying its pollination.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.