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2014-08-10

Original: 2014-08-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption (yellow banner at top): LIFE TIP: ANYTHING PHILOSOPHERS HAVE NEVER BOTHERED CONSIDERING CAN BE SAID TO HAVE NO ETHICAL JUSTIFICATION.

Child: Daddy! I found a turtle!

Father (a man with red/orange hair): There is no ethical justification for turtles!

(The father places a hand on the smiling child's head; the child holds up a small green turtle.)

Votey:

Child: Can we go to McDonald's?

Father: There is no formal proof of its existence!

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: A yellow caption banner reads "LIFE TIP: ANYTHING PHILOSOPHERS HAVE NEVER BOTHERED CONSIDERING CAN BE SAID TO HAVE NO ETHICAL JUSTIFICATION." Below, a smiling brown-haired child holds up a small green turtle and says, "Daddy! I found a turtle!" A red-haired father, looking stern and gesturing with a raised hand, replies, "There is no ethical justification for turtles!"

Votey (aftercomic): The same child asks, "Can we go to McDonald's?" The father, drawn in simple sketch style, answers, "There is no formal proof of its existence!" The joke: the father weaponizes philosophical-sounding objections to dismiss whatever his kid wants.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.