2014-08-13
Original: 2014-08-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A worried-looking woman in a white doctor's coat and green shirt, wearing glasses, sits across from the silhouette of another person.
Woman (the patient, in silhouette, speech bubble): "So... I started getting snakes. You know... down there. When does that happen to most girls?"
Caption (below panel): Medusa had an awkward puberty.
Votey:
Caption at top of panel: "20 YEARS HENCE"
A distressed-looking person with wild hair.
Person: "OH MY GOD! A NIPPLE SNAKE? I HATE BEING GREEK!"
A worried-looking woman in a white doctor's coat and green shirt, wearing glasses, sits across from the silhouette of another person.
Woman (the patient, in silhouette, speech bubble): "So... I started getting snakes. You know... down there. When does that happen to most girls?"
Caption (below panel): Medusa had an awkward puberty.
Votey:
Caption at top of panel: "20 YEARS HENCE"
A distressed-looking person with wild hair.
Person: "OH MY GOD! A NIPPLE SNAKE? I HATE BEING GREEK!"
Alt text
A worried woman in a white doctor's coat, green shirt, and glasses sits facing the dark silhouette of a patient. The patient asks, "So... I started getting snakes. You know... down there. When does that happen to most girls?" The caption beneath reads: "Medusa had an awkward puberty" — implying the snakes are the snake-hair of the mythological Greek monster Medusa, but appearing in an unexpected place. Votey (aftercomic): Labeled "20 years hence," a black-and-white drawing of a distressed person with wild hair exclaims, "Oh my god! A nipple snake? I hate being Greek!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.