2014-05-05

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a woman stands with arms crossed, scolding a man slouched on a couch in a dark room: "Watching cartoons? Are you two fucking 20 years old??" Panel 2: the man, taking the insult literally, begins calculating: "Fucking-years? Let's see... I've been sexually active for 20 years. There are 365 days a year. Daily average dose of sex is about 1x. Average length of sex is 10 minutes... so..." Panel 3: his eyes go wide with alarm as he reaches the answer: "Oh my god, I'm 0.035 fucking-years old?" Panel 4: his face contorts in dramatic horror: "I'm gonna die so fucking-young!" Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn close-up of the man's face, crying, wailing in a speech bubble: "I'm such a fucking-baby!" The joke reinterprets "fucking-years" as a literal unit of lifespan measured only in time spent having sex, making him absurdly "young."