2014-05-02
Original: 2014-05-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A bearded, balding man (identified by the caption as Karl Marx) gestures toward a woman with shoulder-length brown hair. Both are shown bare-shouldered/nude. The man speaks:
Man (Karl Marx): "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T GOOD?! I SPENT SIX HOURS DOING IT!"
The woman looks away, unimpressed.
Caption (below panel): "Karl Marx explains the Labor Theory of Sex."
Votey:
A simply drawn person rests their head down, eyes closed, with a thought/speech bubble above reading: "TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS"
A bearded, balding man (identified by the caption as Karl Marx) gestures toward a woman with shoulder-length brown hair. Both are shown bare-shouldered/nude. The man speaks:
Man (Karl Marx): "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T GOOD?! I SPENT SIX HOURS DOING IT!"
The woman looks away, unimpressed.
Caption (below panel): "Karl Marx explains the Labor Theory of Sex."
Votey:
A simply drawn person rests their head down, eyes closed, with a thought/speech bubble above reading: "TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS"
Alt text
A single-panel comic in cartoon style. A bald, heavily bearded nude man (captioned as Karl Marx) reaches toward a brown-haired nude woman who looks away with a flat, unimpressed expression. He says in a large speech bubble: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T GOOD?! I SPENT SIX HOURS DOING IT!" The caption below reads: "Karl Marx explains the Labor Theory of Sex" — a joke applying Marx's labor theory of value (that a thing's worth comes from the labor put into it) to a sexual encounter. Votey: a loosely sketched person rests their head down with eyes closed, a thought bubble above reading "TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.