2014-05-08
Original: 2014-05-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with gray hair and round glasses (seated): YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT LOCKING 100 BABIES IN A PLAIN WHITE ROOM AT BIRTH, THEN RETURNING 10 YEARS LATER TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE LIKE?
Man with dark hair (facing her): NO! ...DEAR GOD NO!
Caption below panel: I could tell immediately that he wasn't cut out for developmental psych research.
Votey:
The woman (close-up of her face, mouth open): ACCORDING TO RECENT LITERATURE, YOU ARE A "WUSSBAG."
Woman with gray hair and round glasses (seated): YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT LOCKING 100 BABIES IN A PLAIN WHITE ROOM AT BIRTH, THEN RETURNING 10 YEARS LATER TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE LIKE?
Man with dark hair (facing her): NO! ...DEAR GOD NO!
Caption below panel: I could tell immediately that he wasn't cut out for developmental psych research.
Votey:
The woman (close-up of her face, mouth open): ACCORDING TO RECENT LITERATURE, YOU ARE A "WUSSBAG."
Alt text
A woman with gray hair and round glasses sits in a chair, calmly asking a dark-haired man, "You ever fantasize about locking 100 babies in a plain white room at birth, then returning 10 years later to see what they're like?" The man recoils and exclaims, "No! ...Dear God no!" A caption reads: "I could tell immediately that he wasn't cut out for developmental psych research." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the woman's face shows her declaring matter-of-factly, "According to recent literature, you are a 'wussbag.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.