2014-05-10
Original: 2014-05-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Top caption: THIS IS HOW I IMAGINE HEAVEN:
Panel: A man with brown hair, a golden halo, and white angel wings stands on a golden brick road that leads into the clouds under a blue sky. To his right floats a large round golden object with small triangular shapes around its edge.
The man (speech balloon, pointing toward the round object): SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU.
The round golden object (speech balloon): HEY, SORRY ABOUT BALLS.
Votey:
The round golden object (speech balloon, hand-lettered): YOU KNOW THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING, RIGHT?
Panel: A man with brown hair, a golden halo, and white angel wings stands on a golden brick road that leads into the clouds under a blue sky. To his right floats a large round golden object with small triangular shapes around its edge.
The man (speech balloon, pointing toward the round object): SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU.
The round golden object (speech balloon): HEY, SORRY ABOUT BALLS.
Votey:
The round golden object (speech balloon, hand-lettered): YOU KNOW THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING, RIGHT?
Alt text
An SMBC comic. The top caption reads "THIS IS HOW I IMAGINE HEAVEN:". A smiling man with a golden halo and white angel wings stands on a golden brick road winding up into puffy clouds beneath a blue sky. Beside him floats a large round golden disc with small triangles spaced around its rim, suggesting a deity figure. The man says, "SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU." The golden disc replies, "HEY, SORRY ABOUT BALLS." In the votey (aftercomic), a close-up of the golden disc adds, "YOU KNOW THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING, RIGHT?" The joke: meeting God in heaven, the apology exchanged is about the apparent uselessness and design flaw of testicles.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.